10 Kommentare zu Bo Burnham – I’m Bo Yo

1. Hornoxe sagte am 23. Juni 2008 um 23:41:

   Now I don’t know if all boy scouts are gays
   But they could probably “tie the knot” in like fifty different ways…
   I got a safe full o’ cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
   A girl’s like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it,
   And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming,
   And girl don’t sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
   I spit fire like I just blew a demon
   My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
   Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
   Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses.
   If the pants are loose, girl I’ll replete (re-pleat) ya.
   You’re a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya

   I’m bo yo
   And im the greatest rappa eva
   And I’ll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not
   Think your better your not
   Don’t need a sweater im hot
   Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot

   Go to a
   Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3
   Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree)
   That’s right, consider yourself warned
   Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn
   Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma’am?
   Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
   Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
   Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.

   First base, were making out
   Second base, im getting faked out.
   Third base, im getting take out
   And I’d try to take it home if I knew I’d take it out
   But I just don’t know I said I just don’t care
   My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
   Cause you can smell and spell my stink
   B.O. lingers and it makes you think

   Chorus…

   Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
   I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
   Im like doug’s friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
   Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.
   My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with
   Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with…

   Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects
   Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
   That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex
   So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame
   And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don’t feel right then u can write my name

   Chorus….

   Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
   I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
   This isn’t about ironic pigment
   If youre imagining this then I’m a chronic figment.

   My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings
   Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.

   Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
   Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight and
   If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me)
   Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey

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2. Oo sagte am 24. Juni 2008 um 11:50:

   der typ hats vllt drauf aba iwie kommt der total gay und nerdhaft rüber xD 😆

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3. Danger-Doom sagte am 24. Juni 2008 um 12:37:

   Muss mich Oo anschließen und das t-shirt geht garnicht!!!!
   Ansonsten Respekt!!!

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4. Fendor sagte am 24. Juni 2008 um 13:44:

   Null gay! Der Typ ist hammers cool – nimmt sich halt selbst ein wenig auf die Schippe! Klingt besser als manch anderer Rapstar….wäre cool von dem mehr zu hören!

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5. Mugatu sagte am 24. Juni 2008 um 16:49:

   von dem gibts noch nen paar sachen mehr bei myspace unter http://www.myspace.com/boburnham und bei youtube auch unter boburnham hat ziemlich viele geile lyrics und bereits einen Text darüber das sogar seine Familie denkt das er schwul sei 8)

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6. :-! sagte am 25. Juni 2008 um 15:29:

   voll die schwule tucke

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7. arschhero sagte am 26. Juni 2008 um 11:42:

   voll der schwule nerd ich finds scheisse und nich lustig 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈

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8. arschhero sagte am 26. Juni 2008 um 11:47:

   auf seiner myspace seite steht er sei jude nd is 1,96cm gross ..sicher….

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9. benny sagte am 26. Juni 2008 um 18:27:

   euch is doch sicher langweilig, oder? http://www.mygame.com/game/283169

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10. @arschhero sagte am 27. Juni 2008 um 13:59:

    Wieso sollte er kein Jude sein und 1,96 groß?

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